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Country music!!! Seriously, is there some kind of stupid game going on with country music stars??? Did they like meet somewhere and discuss this? This is how I imagine this going. Country douche #1 "So country music is boring, we need to do something to spice it up." Country douche #2 "I agree but what can we do? We're boring fucking people. We can only sing about dogs and tractors so many times!" Country douche #1 "True, but we country music male singers need something. All the female country music stars just started singing pop and calling it country. We got nothing." Country douche #2 "I got it!!! Why don't we have a competition to see who can sing the most retarded jackass song and turn it into a #1 hit! It doesn't actually have to be good, we can just use our supposed stardom to sell it! It gives us something to do and make money! It's win win!!" Country douche #1 "Excellent idea!"
I know this song is old, but I just heard it today. But WTF Brad Paisley!!!??!? Fucking Ticks!!! Seriously WTF were you thinking??? Who thinks telling a chick that you wanna check her for fucking ticks is a great idea for a fucking song??? Are you fucking mentally retarded?? How do people accept this jackassery?!? I mean are they that hurting for ideas in country music? All done with tractor, dog dieing and break up songs? Fuck what should we sing about next? Well we're country, whats in the country? FUCKING TICKS!!! GENIUS!! WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THIS BEFORE?!?! Seriously, check the video the chicks in the video go crazy for TICKS!!! WTF COUNTRY?? Are you all really that damn redneck??
Brad Paisley = Dildo
I heard someone in the bar singing it and I though it was a joke. A bad fucking joke... then I heard something eerily familiar on the jukebox while I was bartending. I couldn't believe my ears. The only person that could salvage that song would be Meat Loaf... but then, he's not merely a man. He's a demi-god.
ReplyDeleteUmmm...I kinda liked it. It was kinda sexy. I wouldn't mind him checking me for ticks. I wish I were kidding, but I'm not. A man that hot can say weird stupid shit.
ReplyDeleteAnd that is my point. He shouldn't because the song is beyond retarded. You sadden me.
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